NYC BUTTS

Free Cigarettes – Promoting Responsible Smoking – Recycling of Cigarettes – New Tax Revenues and Protest of NYC Cigarette Taxes.

The Plan

The NYC Cigarette Tax Laws are unfair and until an example is made they will likely never change and the tax machine will continue to roll all of us over.

Everyone is encouraged to recycle and become an unlicensed manufacturer of NYC Butts cigarettes. The cost is free, the process is simple and the legal ramifications are sure to promote change. Plus, as an added ecological benefit we would all be working together in the world’s largest collaborative effort for the recycling of cigarettes.

NYC BUTTS LABEL
NYC Butts Recycling and Packaging Labels
MS Word Format or Acrobat PDF

All that is required to recycle and manufacture NYC Butts cigarettes is any empty cigarette box, a dirty ashtray and an NYC Butts packaging label.

Step 1. Remove the cellophane and make sure there are no tax stamps on the package.
Step 2. Empty ashtray into the cigarette box carefully counting each cigarette butt. (Ashes are ok they make good packing material)
Step 3. Affix label below with accurate count of NYC Butts and deposit in nearest US mail box.

You are officially, under the current laws of NY, an unlicensed cigarette manufacturer of NYC Butts! Not only have you recycled cigarettes and carcinogenic waste but you have earned NYC new cigarette tax revenue!

RECYCLING DROP BOXES

The NYC Butt label is designed to recycle any brand cigarette package in compliance with the Surgeon General Health Warnings required by law. Specially engineered to seal and preserve the full bodied flavor, aroma and lipstick rings of NYC Butts, the label is pre-addressed with appropriate postal notice and can simply be deposited into the nearest US Mailbox for recycling and prompt delivery:

Try out our NYC Butts Recycling Mailbox Locator.

NYC BUTTS Recycle dropbox

No need for postage as the postal service will proudly deliver these hand made babies postage due to any officials with Franking privileges!

Print out NYC Butts Recycling and Packaging Labels to manufacture more NYC Butts and send them by mail to all of your favorite officials. We’ve even got more NYC Butts stuff available at CafePress for this monumental cleanup effort. ie.
NYC BUTTS STUFF

Eliot Spitzer
State Capitol
Albany, NY 12224

Earn Valuable Rewards!

For fiscally concerned taxpayers it is your duty to go online and report the possibility of tax evasion and fraud with the NYC Finance Commission: NYC has offered a special 10% Reward for reports of Cigarette Tax Evaders and the IRS offers 15% – 25% rewards for Federal Tax evaders using IRS Form 211 Application for Reward for Original Information. The US Postal Service offers rewards of up to $50,000 for unlawful use of postage. Poster 296 – Notice of Reward and Hotline to Inspector General.

The US currency isn’t backed by gold anymore, it’s backed by Cigarettes! Entire budgets are made relying solely on cigarette tax revenue.

Everyone selling cigarettes should provide a NYC BUTTS label with each pack to encourage recycling of cigarettes.  Retailers may even be entitled to MSA money and tax credits to offset their costs for this massive cigarette recycling effort.

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NYC BUTTS – Free Cigarettes – Promoting Responsible Smoking – Recycling of Cigarettes – New Tax Revenues and Protest of NYC Cigarette Taxes.

1 Comment »

  1. What about cigarrette boxes,dont they cause problem too..i recycle them into bags……Nice gift to smokers.

    Comment by Susanna | April 29, 2009 | Reply


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